Bar, Jayne and Mirth gathered in Nikki’s living room, anxiously milling around.
“So any idea what is so important?” Bar said to Nikki, who shrugged.
“No idea, Kassandra just said we all had to watch the video together and that I’m supposed to give you all these.” She said, handing them each a manila envelope, Mirth starting to rip hers open right away.
“Mirth, stop you’re supposed to wait!” Nikki exclaimed, stopping Mirth mid-tear.
“Well then why don’t we watch the thing?” Jayne said, as she plopped down on the couch.
“Sounds like a good idea to me.” Mirth said, as she sat next to Jayne.
Nikki rolled her eyes as she popped the disc into the player and sat down, hitting play.
After a moment a clearly nervous Kass appeared on screen. “Hi everyone, I hope everything back on Earth is good. Since its been a while I thought I should send you all a video, since there have been some changes since you left.”
Mirth reached over and grabbed the remote from Nikki, pausing the video. “I know those are Kass’ quarters but they look…different.” She said, making Jayne roll her eyes as she snatched the remote.
“Yeah, well she said there were changes, so why don’t we watch this and find out what?” with that she hit play again.
“I’m sure that Nikki handed you the envelopes and that at least one of you already tried to open them.” Kass laughed before continuing, “I’d like you to open them now, inside you will find four more envelopes marked with numbers. Open the first one only.” Kass stopped and looked into the camera as if watching them.
Nikki, Jayne and Bar opened their envelopes as Mirth ripped the first one open and pulled out a picture. “Finally!” she exclaimed as she looked at the picture of Kass and Evan in the moonlight on the beach. Evan was down on one knee, holding Kass’ hand, looking up at her.
On the screen, Kass grinned and spoke again. “As I’m sure at least one of you has figured out, Evan proposed, FINALLY.” Suddenly something off-screen drew Kass’ attention, her face lighting up brightly as a familiar voice drifted in.
“What do you mean by finally?” Evan said teasingly, as he appeared in the frame covered in dirt and grime, clearly having just arrived back.
Kass looked at him and laughed, “You know darn well what I mean by ‘finally’ Evan.”
In response he rolled his eyes and waved at the camera. “Hello everyone, sorry to interrupt her video.” he paused as he leaned over and kissed Kass for a moment. “I should let her finish it.” With that he wandered out of the frame his next words drifting back and making Kass blush. “I’ll just be in the shower if you need me, dear.”
Kass turned a glare off-screen and scolded him reproachfully, “Evan!” then quickly turned back. “Okay, so where were we? Oh yes, envelope number two. Go ahead and open it though, after that it’s almost pointless.”
Mirth was doubled over laughing as Jayne looked over at her as she pulled out the envelope. “So what do you suppose this one is?” She said, as she tore it open. Pulling out the photograph, she grinned as she saw Kass and Evan carrying stacks of crates into her quarters marked with ‘Major E. Lorne’. “Shoulda known!” she muttered softly.
On screen Kass was now beaming a little brighter, “as I’m sure you gathered Evan moved in with Kenzie and me a few weeks after you left. It’s been an easy transition since he was all but living here anyway.” Kass paused clearly pondering adding more but then opting against it. “So, I guess this brings us to envelope number three. When you open it let me start with, I’m sorry.”
Bar, having ripped the envelope open, lunged across Mirth and grabbed the remote pausing the video. “What the heck?!” she exclaimed as she examined the picture closely.
Mirth stared at the picture, which appeared to be Kass and Evan involved in the middle of….a wedding ceremony and then turned to Nikki. “Did you know about this?”
Nikki looked back and tried to hide her grin but failed miserably. “Kind of, but only because I read the mission report.” She said.
Jayne turned and looked at Nikki before asking, “Mission report? Why would there be a mission report for a wedding?”
Nikki laughed, as she caught the remote that Bar had tossed her. “Why don’t we let her explain?” she said, as she clicked play and nodded at the TV.
On-screen the picture changed from Kass to a grainy MALP feed. There was no sound but Kass’ voice narrating it. “So, one day I went out on some trade negotiations with a new planet, only things didn’t go exactly as planned.”
Suddenly Evan’s chuckle could be heard, “Aw, come on, why don’t you just tell them you got arrested?”
Kass sighed in the background as the video rolled, Kass being presented to Evan, then the ceremony itself. “Because I wasn’t arrested!” She exclaimed. “I didn’t realize that it was a matrimonial based society in which they’d only trade with someone who was married!”
“Riiight, and that was why you insisted that my team and I come along.” Evan scoffed as the video ended and switched back to them.
“So to make a long story short, the planets elders insisted that I be married. Thankfully there was a suitably eligible bachelor along on the mission, so Evan and I went through with the ceremony.” On-screen Kass grinned and blushed as Evan tugged her close and whispered into her ear. Glaring at him reproachfully for a moment, Kass turned back to the camera still pink. “So, Evan just reminded me that we’ve yet to cover the most important envelope.”
Jayne reached over and grabbed the remote pausing the video and looking at Mirth and Bar. “I bet that so is NOT what he really said.” She paused gesturing to the screen. “I mean look at how pink she is!”
“Well of course that’s not what he said!” Bar piped up.
“Aw come on, I wanna know what’s in here!” Mirth exclaimed waving the fourth envelope about.
“Just start it then!” Bar said as she reached across and hit play.
Kass suddenly seemed to regain her composure on-screen, “Inside the fourth envelope you will find a clue to our next great adventure.” As before, she sat staring into the camera, though now she snuggled deeply into Evan’s side.
Mirth yanked the photo out and stared at it. “That house looks familiar, but I don’t know why.” She said as she looked at the others. Jayne and Bar nodded in agreement, Nikki grinning knowingly.
On-screen Evan spoke up, Kass suddenly a brilliant shade of pink again. “So I’m sure that place seems familiar as it well should. That is my house up in Colorado Springs. Kassandra, Kenzie and I will be back on Earth for fourteen days soon and we’d love for you all to drop by and visit. Just be sure you call first.” Evan grinned as he added the last part before glancing at his watch. “Okay, well we have to sign off now if this is going to make it there on time.”
Kass sat back up and grinned into the camera, “We’ll see you guys soon.” She said and with that the screen went black.
Mirth looked at Jayne and Bar and then over at Nikki, “So do you think she really didn’t know about the planet?”
Jayne and Bar shrugged, mumbling something that sounded like, ‘no idea’.
Nikki laughed before answering, “I don’t know, but you can ask her yourself in four days.”
“Four days?!” Mirth exclaimed, bewildered, “That’s not near enough time!”
“It’ll have to be, the Daedalus drops them off at the mountain then.” Nikki spoke as she stood up and walked off into the kitchen.

December 3, 2008 at 9:22 am |
Brilliant!! Love all the interruptions from us three
and the ‘I bet he so didn’t say that’ was spot on !!
Sweet, funny and enjoyable. Loved it.
Don’t know how you managed to keep writing past the bit
‘I’ll be in the shower if you need me, dear’ though as I
would have figured that just the thought alone would have
sent you into goo. LOL.
M xx
December 3, 2008 at 9:29 am |
Mirth- LOL, well when my muse is in the zone, he’s in the zone and nothing stops him.
Glad that you felt it was spot on.
Now I just need to figure out where I’m going from here. *grins*
Any suggestions/requests?
December 3, 2008 at 3:37 pm |
Brilliant. Bout time too Lorne me boy!
Same as Mirth – loved all the interruptions – could really picture us doing that
December 3, 2008 at 5:39 pm |
Bar- glad you liked it….. yes it was about time wasn’t it?
December 3, 2008 at 6:43 pm |
Either Lorne is very quick at showering, or I can guess why she’s gone pink lol!
So when do we get to read about everybody turning up on the doorstep in Colarado?
Mirth learning to ride a horse, now that could be fun
December 3, 2008 at 6:44 pm |
BTW Very well thought out and well written.
December 9, 2008 at 9:36 am |
***shudders***
My family and horseriding don’t mix.
Got stranded on a hillside in wales with sheep skulls when I got confused between the commands for gee up and stop. Grandma’s horse wanted to be in front and would gallop off with Grandmutti on it like a sack of spuds and then stop to eat grass till we caught up and then would gallop off again.
We don’t do punts that well either but we’re used to getting wet now so we still do them. Horses? No – we know when we’re beat.
M xx
December 9, 2008 at 9:39 am |
Mirth- so what would YOU want then? *raises eyebrow* I have an idea I think you might like now its just a matter of getting the muse on board.
Pen- *blushes* thank you for your wonderful comment!
December 9, 2008 at 10:14 am |
Sure I can find your muse a cute little blonde if that’ll help.
***hopeful puppy dog eyes***
How about while everyone else is out with horses
I’m out on a secret date with Rodney. **grin**
Hubby left me – I was very distraught – it was ‘orrible
and I needed food to feel better and Rodney just happened
to be visiting – Yeah okay, worth a try.
M xx
December 9, 2008 at 10:15 am |
How about George Clooney??
LOL
M xx
December 9, 2008 at 10:18 am |
Mirth- gee wishful thinking much?
December 9, 2008 at 9:49 pm |
Can I have Huge Jackman? Sorry, I mean Hugh Jackman – cos I can ride AND punt!!!
LOL
December 11, 2008 at 6:38 pm |
Never tried riding or punting.
Maybe Rodney turns up, we all go white water rafting and Rodney has to give Mirth the kiss of life? Huge…..um….Hugh Jackman just happened to be camping nearby and gives Bar first aid. I’m not fussy, Sheppard or Daniel Jackson or even both would suit me fine as Mirth has already nabbed McHuggy.